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Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod

Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod

Hosted by: Professor Melissa

Welcome to Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod, your go-to guide for everything cruising! Tune in for top tips, savvy hacks, advice, and stories from a cruise enthusiast who’s been there and done it all (well, not "all",...

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Major Cruise Industry Shake‑Up: Adults‑Only Sold Out, New Mega‑Ships, AND a Port Disappears!

Carnival is now all-in on adults-only cruises after an unexpectedly huge demand, even adding transatlantic options. Meanwhile, MSC and Royal Caribbean are building bigger ships with fewer people to make cruising feel...
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Silly Cruise Traditions Explained: Why Cruisers Cheer, Hide Ducks & Wear Pineapples

Why do we become totally different people the moment we step on a cruise ship? From cheering on pier runners like they’re Olympic athletes to hunting rubber ducks like buried treasure, cruising turns ordinary adults...
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Lawsuit, Prison, and a Viral Punch!

What happens when a cruise ship serves someone 33 drinks in one afternoon, and he ends up dead? This week, Melissa breaks down the shocking wrongful death lawsuit against Royal Caribbean that’s shaking up the cruise...
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Carnival Price Hikes, Port Battles, and a Dark Twist in the Anna Kepner Case

Cruisers are facing new costs as Carnival raises service charges again, while a showdown between Port Canaveral and Port Miami is reshaping Florida cruising. Melissa breaks down what this means for travelers, plus the...
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Violence at Sea: Vanished Passenger, Teen Club Drama, and Royal’s Big Setback

From a passenger vanishing mid tour in St. Martin to a violent week onboard multiple cruise lines, this episode breaks down the cruise stories everyone is talking about. With port attacks, teen club assaults,...
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Skip Atlantis? Baha Bay at Baha Mar Honest Review for Nassau Cruise Passengers!

Think Atlantis is the only waterpark worth your cruise dollars in Nassau? Think again. Melissa just got back from Baha Bay at Baha Mar and spills the truth about what’s included, what’s missing, and if it’s actually...
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Port Miami Secrets: Save Big, Stay Smart & Cruise in Style

Think Port Miami is all parties and chaos? Think again. Melissa shares smart, budget-friendly tips to help you cruise out of Miami like a pro. Learn how to score cheaper flights, skip overpriced transfers, pick the...
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Cruise Ship Shocker: Tragic Death, Viral Bans & Loyalty Backlash

How safe are cruise ships really? From a lifeboat crashing into the ocean to a tragic death onboard Carnival Horizon, this episode covers the cruise stories that have everyone talking. With banned items on Disney, a...
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Cruise Chaos This Week: Teen Death, Bed Bugs, Brawls & Cruise Line Shakeups

How safe are cruise ships, really? A shocking and heartbreaking story out of the Carnival Horizon has the cruise world reeling, as the FBI investigates the suspicious death of an 18-year-old guest during a Western...
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Alaska Cruise Tips They Don’t Tell You: Save $$$ & Skip the Lines

Are you overpaying for Alaska cruise excursions? Many travelers spend double or triple on tours, without realizing that in ports like Ketchikan, Juneau, and Skagway, some of the best experiences are free or just steps...
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Top Mistakes to Avoid at CocoCay + Best Zones to Visit

Did you know the biggest mistake cruisers make at CocoCay happens before they even leave the ship? With over 140 acres to explore, showing up without a plan can cost you precious hours wandering in the heat. Learn...
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Cruise Tragedy, Santorini Backlash & Loyalty Shakeups: What Cruisers Need to Know

Could your cruise leave you behind? A devastating incident involving an 80-year-old solo traveler sparks serious concerns about safety and cruise accountability. We also look at Royal Caribbean’s bold move in...
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