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Cruise Ship Mayhem: Crime Spikes, Glass Shatters & the Poop Cruise Returns!
Is cruising still safe? Or are the headlines about cruise crime, ship mishaps, and onboard brawls starting to raise real red flags? In this episode, I’m breaking down the latest cruise chaos—from a scary...
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I Tried the Cruise Line for People Who Hate Cruises
Curious if Holland America Line is actually worth it, or just a cruise for seniors? Or maybe you’re wondering what makes it different from lines like Carnival or Royal Caribbean? You’ll get all that here!
This is my...
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Banned for Life: Carnival Claps Back at TikTok Booze Hack
This little Carnival "hack" might land you a lifetime ban. Plus, Universal Studios hints at a new cruise line.... maybe. This week’s Cruise News is filled with unexpected stories!
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Nacional Beach Club: Hidden Gem or Overhyped Tourist Trap?
Are you looking for the best beach club in Costa Maya or wondering if you should pay for a beach club in Costa Maya at all? Or, searching for a Nacional Beach Club review? Well, you'll find it all here! Here's my...
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Disney vs. Universal at Sea? Carnival Bans Influencer + Cruise Worker Secrets Revealed!
What if your next cruise choice came down to Mickey or Minions? This week’s Cruise News kicks off with buzz about Universal Studios possibly launching its cruise line by 2031, aiming to rival Disney with themed...
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5 Cruise Ports You’re Probably Skipping...But Shouldn’t
What if the most magical cruise destinations aren’t the ones trending online, but the ones quietly offering unforgettable moments? Melissa shares practical tips, cultural gems, and fun facts to make the most of each...
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CocoCay Brawl, Cruise Scams, & Carnival’s Adults-Only Experiment
From CocoCay chaos to Disney’s big Texas move, we're diving into this week’s hottest cruise headlines. Plus, a Carnival casino adults-only test, new travel scams, and what’s new with MSC and Royal Caribbean.
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Secret Tips for Scoring Last Minute Cruises
Thinking about booking a last-minute cruise but worried it’ll be too stressful? Let’s talk about smart, simple tips to help you score great deals, avoid common mistakes, and cruise with confidence, even on short...
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Cruising from Galveston? Avoid These Mistakes & Plan Like a Pro!
Planning to cruise from Galveston? in this episode, we're covering everything you need to know to cruise like a pro—from airport choices and pre-cruise hotels to must-see ports like Cozumel, Costa Maya, Roatan, and...
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How to Crush Every Cruise Stop Like a Pro
Sick of wasting your port days in overpriced bars and tourist traps? Here are my top tips to turn your short cruise stops into real-deal travel experiences.
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Cruise Ship Murder, Pig Swim Mayhem, and Shocking Tax Reversal
It’s been a big week in cruise news, with everything from shocking headlines to important updates for future cruisers. Here are the top cruise stories making waves this week, including a tragic incident on MSC...
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Grand Turk Cruise Guide: #1 Beach Tip, Big Mistakes to Avoid, and a Serious Legal Warning
What if stepping off your cruise ship led you straight to a free beach day with no taxis, no tender boats, and no spending required? In this episode, Melissa, a cruising professor who loves honest advice, shares...
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