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Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod

Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod

Hosted by: Professor Melissa

Welcome to Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod, your go-to guide for everything cruising! Tune in for top tips, savvy hacks, advice, and stories from a cruise enthusiast who’s been there and done it all (well, not "all",...

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Cruise Prices Are Rising Quietly and Weather Is Exposing the Real Shift

What happens when bad weather exposes how the cruise industry is really changing and how much more passengers are being asked to pay without realizing it? This episode breaks down what weather disruptions actually...
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Nassau Resort Day Pass Mistakes: Is British Colonial Still Worth It?

Is Nassau making you swear “never again” because your “easy beach day” turns into crowded sand, pushy vendors, and surprise rentals? This breaks down why that happens and why planning matters more in Nassau than...
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Cruise Itineraries Changed Overnight: Storms, Prices, and What Comes Next

What happens when winter weather, corporate decisions, and human judgment collide at sea? Last week showed how quickly cruise plans can change. Winter Storm Fern cut cruises short, erased ports, and delayed...
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Cruise Industry Shifts That Could Change Your Next Sailing

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Fort Lauderdale Cruise Hacks: Save Thousands Without Sacrificing Quality

How do you get five-star Fort Lauderdale perks without paying five-star prices and avoid the most common Port Everglades mistakes at the same time? Professor Melissa breaks it all down with a practical, budget-smart...
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Cruise Lines Push Back, Prices Rise, Loyalty Lines Shift

Have you ever felt like the cruise industry is changing the rules while you are already on board? This week’s cruise news brings a clear look at where pressure is building and why it matters for real cruisers. From...
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Deck Plans Lie: The Cruise Cabin Mistakes That Cost You

What if the “same” cruise cabin can either feel perfect… or quietly wreck your sleep, your balcony view, and your daily rhythm onboard? Melissa breaks down the real gamble behind stateroom selection and why deck plans...
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Cruise Outbreaks, Kid Curfews & Mistaken Identity: What’s Really Happening at Sea?

What would you do if federal agents burst into your cruise cabin and detained you, only to later say they had the wrong person? In this episode, Melissa shares five eye-opening cruise stories that are making waves. If...
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Surprising Cruise Etiquette Rules Everyone Should Follow

What’s the one cruise rule many people ignore until it’s too late, and it can leave you stranded at port? Cruise etiquette goes far beyond being polite. Some mistakes can cost you your drink package, disrupt your...
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San Juan Cruise Port Guide: Safe Beaches, Forts, Food, and What Most Cruisers Miss

Did you know one of San Juan’s most famous beaches can be dangerous on the wrong day, while a much safer option sits just minutes away from the cruise port? San Juan is one of those ports where knowledge matters. This...
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Cruise Safety, Overboards, Taxes, and What Actually Changed This Week at Sea

What really happened on cruise ships over New Year’s, and what should cruisers actually learn from it? From a tragic overboard incident to a dramatic pier rescue, a last-minute federal court ruling that stopped a new...
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Cruise Things That Are a Total Waste of Money

Ever look at your final cruise bill and wonder how you spent so much money on things you barely used? Cruise lines are experts at selling extras that sound smart online but quietly drain your wallet once you are on...
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